May 2013
90 posts
princess-of-manhattan:
Reasons to Date Me:
No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
Sometimes I’m funny.
That’s all i have
I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world.
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psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
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People: You're so quiet, like you don't talk.
Me: I talk, just not to you.
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fullanalalchemist:
Do you like him, or do you him?
disolve:
The sad moment when you realize how alone you actually are. No one ever messages you on Facebook first or texts you first or anything. So it gets to the point where you don’t want to put in the effort with people who don’t put in any effort for you, so you end up spending your life at home, never going anywhere.